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 上联: 月经带,来月经戴,月月来,月月戴,越戴越月经戴!!
下联:日用品,来日用它,日日用,日日它,越日越日用它


小弟不才


很不整齐
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下联:日用品,来日用它,日日用,日日它,越日越日用它


小弟不才


很不整齐

伸出一根手指,送你三个字:驴唇不对马嘴.....
我估计你伸的肯定是大拇指
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下联:日用品,来日用它,日日用,日日它,越日越日用它


小弟不才


很不整齐

伸出一根手指,送你三个字:驴唇不对马嘴.....
都是淫才
上联: 月经带,来月经戴,月月来,月月戴,越戴越月经戴!!
下联: 避孕套,要避孕用,避避要,避避用,越用越避孕用!!
这事
还是等胖纸来
楼主最后一句应改为,越戴越经戴。
恶心,猥琐!
上联: 月经带,来月经戴,月月来,月月戴,越戴越月经戴!!
下联: 啪啪啪,来啪啪啪,啪啪来,啪啪去,越啪越啪啪啪!!
横批:上残下浪
无语~~~
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楼主最后一句应改为,越戴越经戴。

+1
上联太差 
淫才悲出
真是无语啊
接分啦
师兄好文采。
这对子绝了,月是量词,跟助词越又谐音,
下联必须又有个量词跟助词谐音的,难啊
人才辈出  我等着更好结果
真有才
胖纸呢!!!
人才呀···
上联:大波美人鱼人美波大
求下联!!!!!
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这对子绝了,月是量词,跟助词越又谐音,
下联必须又有个量词跟助词谐音的,难啊
 我改了:

月经带,来月经戴,月月来,月月戴,越戴越经戴的月经带
该回复于2012-05-21 09:23:57被版主删除
果然是一群参差不齐的淫才!
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楼主最后一句应改为,越戴越经戴。

   这样才感觉通顺一些
样才感觉通顺一些
怪有才的,说不定是个小龙女!
灌水啊,求分啊
非常有才啊。。。。。
测试员,无测试缘,测测无,测测缘,边测边试缘的测试员
天朝男,在天朝难,天天在,天天难,愈难愈男难得天朝男
避孕套,越戴越不避孕
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避孕套,越戴越不避孕

和你的头像不太相符
服你们了
上联: 月经带,来月经戴,月月来,月月戴,越戴越月经戴!!
下联: 夜经戴,阻射精戴,夜夜来,夜夜戴,月来夜夜经戴!
上联: 月经带,来月经戴,月月来,月月戴,越戴越月经戴!!
下联: 夜经戴,阻精子戴,夜夜来,夜夜戴,月来经夜夜戴!
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